{"product_id":"diddly-squat-pigs-might-fly-1","title":"Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly","description":"\u003cp\u003eGet tucked in to a third bestselling helping of Clarkson's Farm from our favourite wellie-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson'Brilliant . . .\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003elaugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph 'Outrageously funny . . .\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ewill have you in stitches' Time Out---After three years, Jeremy Clarkson has discovered the golden rule of farming:whatever you hope will happen, won't. Enthusiastic schemes to diversify face defeat at the hands of the Council Planning department, or derision from Kaleb. Jeremy's plans for a business empire founded on rewilding and nettle soup are doubted by Lisa.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd the stifling thickets of red tape keep only one person smiling – Cheerful Charlie, who charges by the hour. But the animals couldn’t be happier. A rented bull called Break-Heart Maestro is delighting the cows.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe pigs are bringing home the bacon. And the goats are . .\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e. most probably psychopaths. Yet on the good days it hard not to be optimistic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhere else do you get to harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner? Maybe it’s not just Break-heart Maestro who gets a happy ending?----Readers are loving Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly‘Another funny book from Jeremy. This one made me chuckle but, my only complaint it's too short. I wanted more.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHopefully Another book is being written as we speak’ ***** Reader Review‘I love the show and I love the books. Both make me chuckle but have also given me an insight into farming and how hard farming is’ **** Reader Review‘I’ve read the previous books and loved those as well. Witty and funny with depth and a bit of seriousness’ **** Reader Review ‘Loved it, quickest book I've ever read.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCan't wait for the next Clarkson instalment’ **** Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Egmont Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51335090700571,"sku":"9781405961424","price":13.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/4363\/4203\/files\/diddly-squat-pigs-might-fly-5631816.jpg?v=1768337890","url":"https:\/\/abcschoolsupplies.ie\/products\/diddly-squat-pigs-might-fly-1","provider":"ABC School Supplies ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}