{"product_id":"dogs-dont-tell-jokes","title":"Dogs Don’t Tell Jokes","description":"\u003cp\u003e'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal\u003cbr\u003ewhen you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up\u003cbr\u003ecomedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then\u003cbr\u003ethe Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts\u003cbr\u003epractising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this\u003cbr\u003ewill be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize\u003cbr\u003emoney. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a\u003cbr\u003edisaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the Publisher\u003cbr\u003e'Dogs don't tell Jokes' is another hilarious and thought-provoking story from\u003cbr\u003ethe author of 'Holes', 'There's a Boy in the Girls' Bathroom' and 'The Boy who\u003cbr\u003elost his Face'. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of\u003cbr\u003ethis title.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bloomsbury Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51273207316763,"sku":"9780747589785","price":8.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/4363\/4203\/files\/9780747589785.jpg?v=1771449529","url":"https:\/\/abcschoolsupplies.ie\/products\/dogs-dont-tell-jokes","provider":"ABC School Supplies ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}